Bo Knows: Zeus is the Trouble Maker in the Pack

Gigantor Toke, me and "Brother Zeus" being-have.

Tall Packleader left us alone last night forever (it has something do with "going out to dinner" or some Tall Pack nonsense).
Whatever, it was forEVER.

Now, I know how to entertain myself. Ninja pouncing on Gigantor Toke, organizing the bones into neat rows, licking my rock collection...I know how to have a good time.

Even Gigantor Toke—when he's not fighting for his life from my ninja pounces—occupies himself with meditation and chanting.

But when Brother Zeus (adopted, thank you) gets bored and Tall Packleader isn't around, he goes nutty. It used to be fun to get all crazy with him, but I decided it wasn't worth it. An upset Tall Packleader doesn't give butt-rubs.

This time, I tried to stop him for both our sakes.
"Don't do it," I said. "Tall Packleader doesn't like it when you turn the pillow inside-out."

He didn't listen. No butt-rubs for us for a while.